Things that irritate Tom
- If I say “It’s going to be a nice day today.” Tom hears “oh god she wants to leave
the house” - Me doing any impression especially, Sharon Osborne. He does however think I do a good Nicolas cage from the movie “National Treasure” or Bill Cosby from the old pudding pop commercials
- Any sort of light rain or moisture flung at him. So obviously I treasure those moments because he cowers as if he is being pelted with ground glass.
- Seeing the gas gage close to empty. I told him this wouldn’t happen so often if he would put more than 10 dollars in his tank at a time. He says it takes too long to fill up, and he gets bored waiting on it
- NEVER tell Tom to stay on task. It makes him very angry.
- Country Music, people who like it and me when I sing it. I like to aggravate him sometimes by insisting that the song “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn” is a country song.
- When I yell at him up the stairs Tom has freakishly small ears. He doesn’t like it when I yell because he thinks something is wrong and he come darting out of his room to see what it is, only to have me ask for his help bringing in the groceries
- touching his feet without warning
- Things that break that he knows how to fix. This will ruin his day regardless of how long it takes him. In his defense, he does always manage to figure out how to fix things.
- He to cut his fingernails because he dislikes the feeling he cut them too short
- For anyone to own electronics that there not using them as much as he thinks they should. I rarely use my IPod or my nook so he thinks I should give it to him since he claims to have need for it.
- Tom hates me to ever begin a sentence with the words “you need to…” He will immediately let me know when I make this mistake
- He hates when I laugh at him when he’s angry. The angrier he gets the more I laugh. He is hilarious!
- He hates that I never agree with him when he complains about work. He would rather if I did not have an opinion
- He hates to have to clean anything. Even though he claims to have been cleaning his man-cave for 7 years
- Hates to be wrong so never admits it.