Hi I’m Donald Nardone!!
Donald is a carpenter by trade or, as he would say “A skilled Craftsmen”. Donald and Phil were finishing up with Phil’s home improvements. They put up a new door and replaced the trim. Well now it came time to dispose of the old door and Phil also had a couch that needed to be thrown away. Donald says “hey, no problem bro, we can get that.” Phil had no idea what he just signed up for.
They loaded up the truck with the sofa first. It fit perfectly in the back of the pick-up, but the gate would not close because it was too long. They then loaded the door by laying it across the back to the truck. Donald then says “OK bro let’s go” Phil looks at Donald like he doesn’t understand and says “Yah, hey, aren’t we gonna tie this down” Donald said “no brother I’m setting us up for success.”
As soon as they got on the road Phil said to Donald “Hey this is not the way to the dump” Donald says “yah, there has been a change of plans.” Shortly after that, they made one more turn onto Hamilton Mill Road in Buford GA, then Donald starts jerking the wheel side to side. Phil says hey Donald that door isn’t tied down Donald said I know brother and when it gets off the back of my damn truck it won’t ever be problem for either one of us again. Of course it finally fell off, but there is still of course, the matter of the couch. They pulled off a side road and Donald pulls the couch to the back of the truck bed so that it was hanging off the tailgate. He got back and the truck and looks at Phil and says “We got one more thing to go take care of”, and with that, he burned rubber leaving the couch in the middle of the road for someone else to take care of.
This day was anything but over. On the way back Donald wants to show Phil how bad-ass his new truck was. As it happened Donald had finished a job in the area the day before, and the person for whom he was working refused to pay him the agreed amount. Donald explained to the man that one way or another he would spend the agreed amount. He would either pay him right now or something else later. The man refused and Donald politely said “OK sir”. So he and Phil enter the subdivision where the man lived and Phil asks “who are we going to see” Donald says hopefully we won’t see anybody and nobody will see us. When Donald got to the man’s house, he did not even slow down as he drove into his front yard and began to dig holes with his rear tires. Phil said he could not even see behind them through the wall of mud from Donald’s giant truck. Somewhere around the third doughnut, the man came home and Donald took that as his queue to leave.